Melhores Momentos - Séries de TV - New Girl

Oi, Pessoas!!!

Para o Melhores Momentos de hoje, eu selecionei três cenas da primeira temporada, de um mesmo episódio, relacionadas a um encontro mal-sucedido do Schmidt (para mim o melhor personagem da série). Gente, são cenas hilárias. Riso garantido... as caras e bocas do Schmidt e o ridículo da situação NÃO TÊM PREÇO! 

Parte I

Cece visita Schmidt no hospital... 

Schmidt: “I broke my penis?”

Cece: “You, what?”

Schmidt: “I broke my penis. Things got…I mean, just out of control with Nadia last night. And, there was like this one moment where it was just blinding pain. And there was another moment where I was watching myself watch myself. I think I finally understand what The Tree of Life is about. And I can’t be certain of this, but I’m almost positive that Nadia’s vagina contains a right angle.”

Fala aí, gente... Quem aguenta com isso???? hahahahaha...

Parte II

A Cece decide finalmente anunciar o seu amor pelo Schmidt... Isso é hora, Cece?! Tudo que é simples se torna épico quando falamos de Schmidt e aí, deu no que deu! rsrsrsrsrs...

Schmidt: “You like me. You like my personality?”

Cece: “I was surprised too.”

Schmidt: “Oh my God. Why? Ah.”

Cece: “What?”

Schmidt: “Oh my God my penis is having a heart attack. Don’t touch me.”

Cece: “Ok.”

Schmidt: “Don’t touch me.”

Cece: “I”

Schmidt: “You’ve got to get out of here. I mean I, I like – don’t bend over!" 

Cece: "For crying out loud. What are you, nuts? I’m sorry. It’s the yoga pants.”

Cece: “I’m sorry for this, but I, I like you.”

Schmidt: “I like you too. So much. Call a nurse. Call a male nurse. Probably a heavyset male nurse would be nice.”

Cece: “Bye.”

Parte III 

Winston torturando o Schmidt é tuuuuuuuuudo!

Schmidt: “I mean if I have any excitement it’s excruciating pain.”

Winston: “Boobies.”

Schmidt: “What?”

Winston: “Boobies.”

Schmidt: “I love boobies.”
Winston: “Girls with clean hair.”

Schmidt: “Winston this is the least funny game we’ve ever played.”
Winston: “Models eating sliders.”

Schmidt: “Arghh.”

Winston: “Bernadette Peters on a high beam.”

Schmidt: “ARGGGGHHHH.”